So I didn't actually find these guys. My friend did, and then sent me the link, and they are friggin hilarious. So check out livealavalive's channel on YouTube. Here is my favorite video because this is what I do in my car, on the street, and in the shower when no one's looking and they have the balls to do it with everyone looking:
It's probably not new. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm just late on this but you'll forgive right? Because I'm still a fledgling SLer.
Anywhoozle, check out this 'dirty neko couch' from Urban Spirit and my little bonsai tree! Yes, both are free. The couch is the coolest because it comes with a can of pop, a box for a footstool, AND AND AND your very own lice! Haha jk about the lice. But I'm really into this dirty Victorian look going on. So divorc-ay...
So I'll paint the scene. Burt was having some issues. He couldn't get high enough on a plane. So I invited him over to my apartment. Snuck him real gangsta like because I was listening to Geto Boys and didn't want to wake the neighbors. So we sat down on my flea infested couch, got some pop and smoked this shit right quick.

[5:30] Burt Burnstein: i look high?
[5:30] leah Pleides: Idk I'm the one with a joint in my mouth
[5:30] Burt Burnstein: is that why it hasnt left your mouth
[5:31] Burt Burnstein: you should pass to your guest
[5:31] leah Pleides passes it
[5:31] leah Pleides: Jeez

My pet Bonsai tree, also free at Asian Tattoo.
Wearin:
Hair by Action
Skin by Blowpop 'Elizabeth'
Vest by Axel
Necklace by Xoph (Free, got it on XstreetSl.com)
Shorts by League
Belt by Spider Productions
Brass Knuckles by Wot
Padlock lip piercing by -WMD-
Bracers by Sinistyle
Fishnets by Shit Luck (*SL*)
Slouchy socks by Maitreya
Boots by [0N]
Listening to: Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta by Geto Boys
Infected Girls by Electric Six
Lately, I have been hanging out at some different clubs. The Rooftop (Club and gallery!) with Savascha Navarita and Red Verwood is always my favorite, but lately I've been exploring Seven Ultra Lounge (check out their blog here). I really like their Underground with Mandra Moody and the club's owner, Bianca Darling. She is very nice and hot, of course!
This Sunday, there was a charity auction for the fires in Australia, Date for Down Under, put on by Winter Jefferson. It was pretty amazing. Of course, it was packed!! There were plenty of well known stars about who were up for auction. I won two! Catero Revolution and Newdoll Nikolaidis! Hopefully we raised a lot of funds for the cause. I like to think I put in a good *bit* haha. Anyway, so here are some pictures from The Underground andddd of course, the date with Catero Revolution!
Cat is super nice. We went for a drive. I crashed a few times and then managed to shoot us over a water canal and teetering over the ledge of an island. He was a good sport about it though. Then we went to Straylight Run, did some fishing, and I clumsily fell in the water a total of not less than 6 times, and caught a couple fish. I named one Catty Darling. Anyway, then it was time for dancing (meanwhile me and Cat are discussing art and romantical stuff in im), anddd so we went to Bogart's Jazz Club. I wore a dress made for buttsecks! (his words not mine!) Then we had some real fun with a couple monkeys. We ended the night with a sperm fight at his friends place! No literally we had sperm guns and everything. *STOMPS* I should have taken a picture!
So here are the pictures from all the going's on. Definitely check out Seven Ultra's blog to learn about their events. They're really fun and you get to hang out with some spectacular folks!




and one of me voguing.
Seven Ultra Underground



Anywhoozle...It's Eugene Mirman, the most dangerous man in comedy.

Okay, I saw this guy on Comedy Central Presents. He's crazy. Insane. Weird, but not creepy weird, just weird, in a good way, a hot way sorta, if I didn't think that he would make my face hurt--from laughing. Okay. Anyway, here's his website. If you haven't voted for a comedian yet in Comedy Central's Stand-Up Showdown and don't want to go with whoever everybody's votiing for, I strongly suggest giving this guy a vote at http://comedians.comedycentral.com/standup-showdown.
Here's one of my favorite clips of him performing. You can see the rest over at this link: click for the funnies.

i was playing a little retro playstation 2 game called crash bandicoot, cortex something or other, and it reminded me of dinosaurs once my little furry friend was being chased by one while trying to pick up his fruit and avoid the tnt boxes, and try not to instantly combust from nitro boxes. (crash bandicoot is a complicated game that involves an evil scientist and a fox in surf dude boardshorts). anyway, i realized that i hadn't been keeping up with my qwantz dinosaur reel lately.
if you're looking for wisdoms from t-rex and his two jurassic pals, then look no further than this hilar internet comic strip. woo!
